Snake

Snake
Snake.jpg
Snake's official art.
Series Metal Gear Solid
Weight Heavy
Costumes Default camo, red and black camo, green camo, leopard skin camo, and blue camo
Special Moves Hand Grenade, Cypher, Remote Controlled Missile, C4
Final Smash Grenade Launcher

Contents

[edit] Background

Main Article

Snake is the main character from the Metal Gear franchise (see the MGS Wiki) and one of the two third party characters in Brawl, the other being Sonic. He comes prepared with hand grenades, a remote control missile, D4 and a Cypher to get out of those tight spots.

[edit] Game Appearances

[edit] Role in SSE

Snake is first revealed in Subspace when he was shown hiding inside his box. He would join forces with Lucario and Metaknight to take on the Subspace army until they reached a room were there were caged trophies of Zelda and Peach. After freeing them, Snake would make them stay in the room. Snake, Metaknight, and Lucario would enter the control room to find Game & Watches controlling the ship. He would then join up with more heroes after defeating the Game & Watches. They would continue on to the final boss.

[edit] Multiplayer

[edit] How to unlock

The following are ways to unlock Snake:

  • Play 130 brawls
  • Play 15 brawls on Shadow Moses Island
  • Get Snake to join your party in The Subspace Emissary

[edit] Pros

  • Powerful camping game
  • Extremely high priority
  • Quick, strong jabs
  • Powerful, disjointed tilts
  • Has great stage control
  • Mortar-sliding
  • Large arsenal is useful for mind games.
  • D-throw is a chain-grab on ledge and good tech chase
  • Difficult to KO
  • High K.O power
  • Fast-faller

[edit] Cons

  • Easy to spike recovery
  • Recovery is sometimes difficult to maneuver and may get caught on stage lips (Final Destination, Pokemon Stadium 1)
  • Moderately-low dash speed
  • Fast-faller
  • Horrid air game

[edit] Strategies

Snake is all about strategy. All his moves can be used in excellent combos. Planting his C4(down special) and his Down Smash on the edge of stages can be a good edgeguarder technique. Another great combo is to set down a Down smash and when your opponent comes at you then grab them and use your down grab. They must roll now so if they roll forward they hit the mine, if they roll backward then have your F-smash waiting for them and it will undoubtedly hit and if they decide to stand up in place just shield and regrab them.

Mortar slide - One of the most useful techniques a snake can learn. What you have to do is press Down on the C stick when running then immediately press Up and Z at the same time. This should result in you stopping the beginning of your dash attack and sliding a very far distance with your mortar out and firing.

Camping - Camping, staying on one side of the stage and pressuring the opponent to approach, is one of the most effectively used strategy by Snake players. Snake's grenades (B-move) is an excellent projectile to put pressure on your opponents causing them to either continue trying to dodge the grenades or to start approaching Snake. Snake has the ability to control two grenades at a time as well as planting C4s (Down-B) and Mines (D-Smash) in between Snake and the opponent making it difficult for the opponent to approach. However, once the opponent starts closing in, Snake has many close-combat options to throw the opponent back to the other side (F-Tilt, Grab, Jab) or simply Mortar Slide to the other side to reset stage control and continue to camp. Once your opponent is in high enough percentage, Snake can finish off with any killing moves such as U-Tilt, F-Tilt, or if timed correctly, a N-Air. This strategy is great for staying safe and at the same time inflicting damage towards your opponent.

[edit] Codec Messages

On the Shadow Moses Island stage Snake has a taunt where he talks with the support team: Otacon, Mei Ling and Roy Campbell, about the other characters he is fighting. To perform this do the down taunt. It has no real point except to cause a distraction and obstruct the screen.

[edit] Bowser

Colonel: "Careful Snake, that's the great and terrible Bowser!"

Snake: "Bowser? Looks like a cheap movie monster."

Colonel: "Hardly, Bowser leads an entire army of monsters. But I'd worry more about his claws and fire if I were you."

Snake: "Doesn't look that tough to me. Seems kind of slow actually."

Colonel: "Well he is king of Koopas it's only natural he'd be slow. But thats only because he's the heaviest fighter here by far. He's a powerhouse of destruction. be careful he doesn't flatten you."

[edit] Captain Falcon

Snake: "Hey that's Captain Falcon isn't it?"

Otacon: "Good eye Snake. He's F-Zero pilot number 7"

Snake: "You know, seeing Captain Falcon here reminds me...We should do that thing we always wanted to try."

Otacon: "Ohh yeah, that thing, good idea. OK, ready, go!"

Snake: "Falcon Puuuuuunch!"

Otacon: "Falcon Kiiiiick!"

[edit] Diddy Kong

Snake: "Otacon, there's a chimpanzee here wearing a Nintendo hat."

Otacon: "That's Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong's partner. Not only is he lightweight, he can use a wide range of weapons as well, he can use those barrel jets on his back, and he can shoot nuts with his peanut popgun."

Snake: "Peanuts? As in those little ones in shells? Are you serious?"

Otacon: "Wait, here's the best part, You see them lying on the ground after he shoots? If you pick up some of the peanuts they'll restore your health a little."

Snake: "Hmm. Edible ammunition huh... times sure have changed."

[edit] Donkey Kong

Snake: "Otacon there's a gorilla here wearing a tie. He's huge."

Otacon: "That's Donkey Kong, as you can tell he's got strength to spare. He may be the king of the jungle but he lives in a house just like you or me. And he seems pretty smart- well for an ape anyway. The Donkey Kong that fought the epic battle with Mario was this guys grandfather."

Snake: "That was a long time ago, what about this Donkey Kong? Does he get along with Mario?"

Otacon: "Nope, they're still at it. Seems like they're always competing in something- kart racing, sport, you name it."

Snake: "A chip off the old block."

[edit] Falco

Snake: "This is Snake."

Slippy: "Copy, Snake. This is Slippy."

Snake: "Wha? Who is this? What are you, some kind of frog?"

Slippy: "Easy there buddy. Just thought i'd hop on the wireless and give you a holler. Don't get mad."

Snake: "Hacked right into my channel huh?"

Slippy: "But I'm not here to mess nothing up, don't worry."

Snake: "..."

Slippy: "Just so ya know, Falco uses a blaster and reflector that i designed, just like Fox does. But Falco will kick his reflector and send it flying around. Just showing off if you ask me."

Snake: "No reason a weapon can't have more than one use. In face, I'd say its versatility shows how well you designed it."

Slippy: "Hey! Maybe so. I feel all fuzzy now. Thanks Snake.

Snake: "Maybe next time we meet you can design me a weapon."

[edit] Fox

Snake: "Colonel, that Fox is fast!"

Colonel: "You're fighting Fox eh Snake? His full name is Fox McCloud. He's the leader of the commando for hire unit Star Fox. They're mostly active in the galaxy known as the Lylat system. Fox and his comrades pilot all terrain fighter crafts called Arwings. His skills in combat can turn the tide of any battle...You seem to have a thing with foxes don't you snake?"

Snake: "Don't remind me. First Foxhound and now this guy... I'm sick of foxes."

Colonel: "You and foxes have a long history together. You ought to be proud."

[edit] Ganondorf

Snake: "This guy is giving off a murderous vibe! Even being close to him makes my skin crawl."

Otacton: "Snake! Ganondorf is dangerous! His ambition is to rule the world, and he's got the power to do it. No wonder they call him King of Evil."

Snake: "Do modern weapons even work against him? Do I even have a chance?"

Otacon: "Take a look around you. There are plenty of people fighting with swords, or even bare hands. At least you've got fire power! Count yourself lucky. It's not like you to whine Snake."

Snake; "I was just asking, Sheesh. well its back to the mission for me."

[edit] Ice Climbers

Snake: "So, those two are the Ice Climbers, huh?"

Mei Ling: "Snake, have you ever heard of a 'blood bond'?"

Snake: "Sure..."

Mei Ling: "It refers to a bond between two people that's so strong, they'd die for each other. The Ice Climbers have conquered frozen glaciers and dangerous mountaintops together. I think they've formed a bond that we can't even fathom.

Snake: "I dunno. It seems to me that they'd get in each other's way fighting to see who would get to the top first."

Mei Ling: "Snake, in China they say 'Though brothers may quarrel, they defend each other from slight."

Snake: "Is that really a Chinese proverb?"

Mei Ling: "Even though they may get in each others way occasionally, they'll pull together in times of need. They're an inseparable team Snake. Don't underestimate them."

[edit] Ike

Snake: "This swordsman's going to be tough to beat."

Colonel: "Fighting Ike, eh, Snake? Ike is the leader of the Greil Mercenaries. He may look too refined to be a fighter, but he has one heck of a sword arm."

Snake: "Yeah, he's swinging that two-handed blade around with one arm. I don't even want to get near him."

Colonel: "That's the holy blade of Ragnell. It's an extremely powerful sword. But don't forget, Snake, you're armed to the teeth yourself. To your opponents, you might just be their worst nightmare. The distance between you and your enemy is a crucial element in battle. That distance can give you an advantage over some enemies."

Snake: "Yeah, I've got the same feeling."

[edit] Jigglypuff

Snake: "Aw! There's a big eyeball walking around in here!"

Colonel: "That's just Jigglypuff."

Snake: "Jigglypuff? What is that; some kind of marshmallow?"

Colonel: "Jigglypuff is a balloon-shaped Pokemon. It may look light, puffy, and full of air, but its sleep attack is devastating."

Snake: "Sleep? What's so devastating about it going to sleep?"

Colonel: "The instant it falls asleep, there's a huge buildup of energy in its center of gravity. If it hits you, it's lights out for sure."

Snake: "Sounds kind of careless if you ask me."

Colonel: "Takes all kinds Snake. Especially, here in Brawl."

[edit] King Dedede

Snake: "Look at the size of that hammer..."

Colonel: "That's King Dedede you're fighting, Snake."

Snake: "Dedede? You mean, it's not a penguin, Colonel?"

Colonel: "He's the king of Dream Land. Well, so he says anyway."

Snake: "Are you sure he's not a penguin?"

Colonel: "One full swing from that hammer can level an entire building. It may look like just a big wooden mallet, but it's actually outfitted with special mechanical systems like turbo jets and precision bearings to boost its effectiveness."

Snake: "I don't think I could even lift that thing. And he's swinging it around like it was nothing."

Colonel: "But he also leaves himself wide open. Just make sure you avoid the swing, Snake."

[edit] Kirby

Otacon: "Snake, watch out!"

Snake: For what? That pink marshmallow?"

Otacon: "That's Kirby. Also known as 'Kirby from Dream Land'. He's from another planet-- in other words, an extraterrestrial. He's got a powerful stomach that lets him swallow and digest anything. And he also has a 'Copy Ability' that allows him to mimic opponents, steal their moves, and use those moves against them. On top of that, he has the ability to fly across the stage. So once he's got you in his sights, there's no place to run."

Snake: "..Huh? Yea, got it. I'll keep an eye out."

[edit] Link

Snake: "Otacon, who's the guy with the sword?"

Otacon: "That's Link. He's the hero of Hyrule. That blade in his hand is called the Master Sword, also known as the 'Blade of Evil's Bane'. He also has a whole arsenal of weapons at his disposal-- bows and arrows, a shield, a boomerang, and a Clawshot. He's a force to be reckoned with."

Snake: "Gear is only useful when it's used at the right time and place. Just lugging a ton of it around doesn't do you any good."

Otacon: "...I...uh... I wouldn't be talking if I were you Snake."

Snake: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Otacon: "You tell me, Mr. Utility Belt."

Snake: "..."

[edit] Lucario

Mei Ling: "You're fighting Lucario aren't you Snake?"

Snake: "Mei Ling. What's that purple fire coming out of his hands?"

Mei Ling: "That's his Aura."

Snake: "Aura?"

Mei Ling: "I guess you could call it a life force. See, Lucario can use his own Aura and turn it into power. So don't think you've got him beat just because his health is down."

Snake: "Hm. The cornered rat will bite the cat...sounds like trouble."

Mei Ling: "Hey! When did you become so good with proverbs?"

Snake: "I guess you must've rubbed off on me."

Mei Ling: "Well, come back in one piece and I'll teach you all the Chinese proverbs you can handle."

[edit] Lucas

Mei Ling: "I see you're fighting Lucas, Snake."

Snake: "Lucas?"

Mei Ling: "That boy has PSI powers, which he can use for different kinds of attacks. But the poor little guy's had such a hard life. His mother was killed when he was young, and he was separated from his brother. After that, he faced all kinds of senseless hardships, and he slowly grew stronger."

Snake: "Senseless hardships-- yeah, I had a lot of those too. The question is how you translate those hardships into a better future."

Mei Ling: "...Mmm, well I hope things turn out OK for him."

[edit] Luigi

Snake: "That guy with the mustache."

Colonel: "Ah. You mean the 'King of Second Bananas.'"

Snake: "Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!

Colonel: "Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long."

Snake: "That's a low blow Colonel!"

Colonel: "Face it Snake. Once a kid brother, always a kid brother."

Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?"

Colonel: La, lu, li, lie, lo. La, lu, li, lie, lo. La, lu, li, lie, lo."

Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! Cooooooooooloneeeeeeeel!

[edit] Mario

Colonel: "Snake, you know who that is?"

Snake: "You're kidding right? It's Mario.

Colonel: "Mario made his first appearance in 1981. And since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous."

Snake: "Good thing I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle."

Colonel: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance Snake. Now get out there and show him what you're made of. No regrets."

Snake: "Got it."

[edit] Marth

Mei Ling: "Snake, have you ever heard the saying 'Politics make strange bedfellows'?"

Snake: "Don't tell me that's a Chinese proverb."

Mei Ling: "Err, no. It means that when the going gets tough, you might need unexpected partnerships in order to succeed. Marth was a prince whose kingdom was usurped. He didn't even have an army to fight with him. But as he battled his way forward, he found new allies to fight at his side, and in the end, he was able to reunite the war-torn land of Altea."

Snake: "So he built his army from the ranks of his defeated enemies..."

Mei Ling: "Marth did his fair share of fighting too. Even when he had an army, he was always alongside his men in the thick of battle. Then he was betrayed by one of his closest friends. I can't even imagine how that feels."

Snake: "...I can."

[edit] Meta Knight

Snake: "Mei Ling. There's a mysterious masked man flying around here with a sword..."

Mei Ling: "That's Meta Knight. He's a knight from Dream Land. They say his sword swings can break the sound barrier. So whatever you do, don't get caught in one of his furious barrage attacks. He also commands the Halberd, a flying battleship."

Snake: "Mm, I've seen it. The bow looks just like his mask. What kind of weirdo puts his face on the bow of a ship, anyway?"

Mei Ling: "Umm, maybe he's a little narcissistic. Kind of like someone else I know."

Snake: "Really... And who would that be?"

Mei Ling: "Use your imagination."

[edit] Mr. Game & Watch

Snake: "Otacon, there's a guy walking around in here ...and he only has 2 dimensions."

Otacon: "That's Mr. Game & Watch. He comes from a world where everything is flat. Game & Watch was a series of portable games released by Nintendo in 1980. They were powered by large-scale integrated circuits and only had mono-chrome LCD displays, so characters kind of looked like numbers on a calculator. The guy you're looking at now, Mr. Game & Watch, was a character who appeared in these games."

Snake: "This is making my head hurt."

Otacon: "Well, um... He's... I mean... Look, just start fighting him and I'm sure everything will make sense."

Snake: "..."

[edit] Ness

Colonel: "That kid... Isn't that Ness?"

Snake: "Ness?"

Colonel: "He may look like a mere boy, but don't let that fool you. He has PSI abilities that defy all scientific explanation."

Snake: "Just like Psycho Mantis..."

Colonel: "Exactly. He can use teleportation, levitation, phyrokinesis, and psychokinesis."

Snake: "Yeah, but the question is, can he read minds?"

Colonel: "Not to my knowledge, no."

Snake: "Good. Then I won't have to worry about him predicting my every move."

Colonel: "Even if he had telepathic powers, I don't think he'd use them to mess with you like that. I hear he's a good kid."

[edit] Olimar

Mei Ling: "Snake, have you ever heard of the ancient Chinese story 'The Vain Ocean of Wealth and Splendor" Zhen Zhong Ji?"

Snake: "I've been waiting for the movie."

Mei Ling: "Basically, it's meant to express the impermanence of all things. You know, like when Captain Olimar could have lots of Pikmin with him, they could all be gone the next moment. Those poor little guys-- they fight, they carry, they multiply... and then they get eaten. Olimar might have a lot of company one minute, and be all alone the next. It's so sad."

Snake: "But, he can pluck out more Pikmin anytime he wants, right?"

Mei Ling: "Well, yeah, I suppose so."

Snake: "No one truly fights alone. Not even me."

Mei Ling: "... You're absolutely right, Snake. Good luck. I'm rooting for you."

[edit] Peach

Snake: "Mei Ling. Tell me what you know about Peach."

Mei Ling: "Princess Peach is the beloved ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. She's been kidnapped numerous times by Bowser."

Snake: "Sounds pretty serious..."

Mei Ling: "Yes, but every time it happens, Mario ends up saving her. Sure he may not look like your ideal 'Knight in Shining Armor', a little on the short side I'd say... But still, don't you think it's romantic? I mean to have a guy that's always there for you?"

Snake: "If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped."

Mei Ling: "...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake?"

[edit] Pikachu

Mei Ling: "Oh! How cute!"

Snake: "What? The yellow thing?"

Mei Ling: "That's Pikachu. It's a Pokemon. They're popular all around the world you know? Watch out. It may look cute, but it can store up large amounts of electricity in those adorable little cheeks. It'll try to pepper you with electric shocks."

Snake: "Couldn't be much worse than Ocelot's old torture device."

Mei Ling: "Oh, and Snake?"

Snake: "What?"

Mei Ling: "Could you maybe try to catch Pikachu for me? Please?"

Snake: "Give me a break! What do I look like a Pokemon Trainer?

Mei Ling: "Fine. Sorry I asked."

[edit] Pit

Snake: "Otacon, there's a kid with wings out here. Is he a mutant or just into costumes?"

Otacon: "That's Pit, Snake. Pit is an angel from Angel Land. He's the captain of Palutena's Army.

Snake: "Angels... Give me a break!

Otacon: "I dunno. Maybe he's from a different species. But those wings on his back and those mysterious weapons he uses are the real deal. He may look young, but he's a veteran warrior. Watch yourself. He used to be a weakling, but countless trials over the years have toughened him up."

Snake: "And by trials, you mean, 'Game Overs'?"

Otacon: "Yeah, you should know all about that."

[edit] Pokémon Trainer

Snake: "Pokemon Trainer? That's the guy that gives orders behind a Pokemon right?"

Colonel: "Right. And this Pokemon Trainer is controlling Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard. They represent Water, Grass, and Fire, and they're all powerful."

Snake: "So he sits back and watches as the Pokemon do the fighting for him. Sounds like a pretty good deal if you ask me."

Colonel: "It's not like that Snake! Those Pokemon wouldn't know what to do without the Pokemon Trainer there giving commands. In a battle, there's a soldier doing the fighting and a commander telling him what to do. Together, they accomplish much more than either could on their own. So let's do this together, partner!"

Snake: "Sure. Whatever you say...Colonel."

[edit] R.O.B.

Otacon: "So Snake, you're fighting Robot?

Snake" Yeah, it's a robot. Although, couldn't they have come up with a better name?"

Otacon: Actually, in the U.S., they called him 'R.O.B.'. Robot, R.O.B.-- take your pick."

Snake: "Fine. R.O.B. it is then."

Otacon: "In North America, R.O.B. was grey, like the NES. But in Japan, he had a white body and red arms like the Japanese Famicom."

Snake: "You sure know your geeky tech stuff, Otacon."

Otacon: "Well, you know..."

[edit] Samus

Snake: "Otacon. I got a woman here in a Power Suit."

Otacon: "Huh?... How did you know she was a woman? Yea. That'd be Samus Aran, the most reknowned bounty hunter in the galaxy. Her Arm Cannon packs quite a wallop. If you get hit with a charged shot from that thing you can kiss your butt goodbye."

Snake: "Hm, sounds like my kind of woman."

Otacon: "Yea well, just don't get too close Snake. Samus is deadly. After Space Pirates killed her parents, she was raised by the Chozo and trained in the fighting arts. She's been places and seen things that people like you and me couldn't begin to imagine."

Snake: "But inside that cold, metal exterior lies the heart of a woman..."

[edit] Sheik

Snake: "What's going on here? What happened to Zelda?!"

Mei Ling: "Snake, Princess Zelda transformed into Sheik. I can understand the clothes, but to change her skin and eye color? That must take some powerful magic."

Snake: "...Magic...?

Mei Ling: "Cone on, Snake! Don't get all grumpy and start talking about how unscientific it is. Science is basically just another form of magic that makes our lives easier."

Snake: "I never thought I'd hear that coming from you Mei Ling."

Mei Ling: "Don't you think that talking to someone halfway around the world is a kind of magic? Or flying across entire continents?"

Snake: "No. I think this is completely different."

[edit] Snake

Snake: Colonel its me, I'm fighting myself.

Colonel: Snake, whats going on out there?! Could it be? Has the 'Les Enfants Terribles' project really come this far?

Snake: Its more then that. He's got my moves, my gear, its like looking in a mirror.

Colonel: Do you think they collected data on you and created another snake...?

Snake: He's got the same build too. Creepy. But this Sneaking Suit is a different color, and his tactics are slightly different.

Colonel: Interesting. So even if your evenly matched in power, your fighting styles make a big difference. You've faced tougher odds then this in the past Snake. Don't let this imposter beat you.

[edit] Sonic

Snake: "..."

Otacon: "Snake? What is it?"

Snake: "Something about that hedgehog rubs me the wrong way..."

Otacon: "..Oh?.. You mean Sonic the Hedgehog? But everyone loves Sonic. He's a big star. Do you have any idea how excited people are he's in Brawl?

Snake: "Yea I know, but there's something about him I don't like."

Otacon: "But why? You must have some kind of reason."

Snake: "Nope. I just don't like him."

[edit] Toon Link

Snake: "Mei Ling. Who is this kid with the cat eyes...?

Mei Ling: "Oh, they call him Toon Link. Doesn't he look familiar?"

Snake: "Yeah. He looks just like Link.

Mei Ling: "But you know there've been several people who have gone by that name, right? They all have certain things in common-- green clothes, a sword, a shield... But they all came from different lands, and lived in different eras. And yet the spirit of the hero of the Triforce is timeless. It's an essence that transcends history."

Snake: "I think I can relate to that."

Mei Ling: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Snake: "There's been more than one 'Snake' too you know..."

[edit] Wario

Snake: "This guy kind of gives me the creeps."

Colonel: "That's Wario, Snake. He originally started out as Mario's rival, but he really made his name in the WarioWare games. Watch out for Wario's bite. It's not just damage you take from it."

Snake: "What do you mean Colonel?"

Colonel: "Wario loves Garlic. He eats whole cloves of it every day. So once that smell gets on you, it'll stick to you for quite a while."

Snake: "That's a scary thought..."

Colonel: "He can also attack by farting. He can fart to fly around too."

Snake: "By...farting? Are you kidding me???"

Colonel: "Sadly, no, I am not kidding you. When his belly starts to bulge, watch out."

[edit] Wolf

Snake: "Colonel. There's a guy in here who looks like a wolf."

Colonel: You mean the fighter named Wolf.

Snake: "Wolf? Real imaginative name."

Colonel: "Wolf is the leader of a ragtag team called Star Wolf. They're the long time rivals of Star Fox."

Snake: "Kind of weird for a wolf to have friends don't you think?"

Colonel: "Well I suppose they're more of hangers-on than actual comrades. But Wolf's a remarkable pilot. And his ship, the Wolfen, is no slouch either."

Snake: "But this is hand-to-hand combat Colnel. He's out of his element.

Colonel: "Careful Snake. Those claws of his aren't just for show."

[edit] Yoshi

Snake: "Otacon, what's this lizard thing?"

Otacon: "That's a Yoshi. It's a dinosaur from Yoshi's Island. Watch out for its long, chameleon-like tongue. If it gets you, you'll be swallowed whole."

Snake: "It lays eggs and throws them right?... Then it must be female."

Otacon: "...Actually, it's a 'he'. At least, that's what it says."

Snake: "It talks!?"

Otacon: "Yes! It talks! Well, kind of..."

Snake: "Now you've got me curious... How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like."

Otacon: "Uhh Snake..."

[edit] Zelda

Colonel: "Snake, I see you're fighting Zelda."

Snake: "I guess so. Doesn't feel right fighting someone in a dress though."

Colonel: "Don't underestimate her just because she's a woman. Zelda's attacks are backed by powerful magic. Her hand-to-hand combat may look weak, but her magic makes it cut to the bone."

Snake: "So this rose has thorns... Interesting..."

Colonel: "...This is no time for pickup lines Snake."

Snake: "Don't worry. I know from experience that it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

[edit] Zero Suit Samus

Snake: "Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!"

Mei Ling: "That's just her in the Zero Suit, Snake."

Snake: "Without that bulky Power Suit, she's gotten a lot more agile... You know, I bet if I took off all of this heavy gear I could catch her."

Mei Ling: "Um, yeah, you wish. Even without the Power Suit, all that training she did with the Chozo has made her a super athlete. I don't think a normal human could ever keep up. Just look at her."

Snake: "... Her loss."

[edit] External Links

  • Snake in the Neoseeker MGS Wiki

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